PC’s and the Love Factor

ALRIGHT. I’m on a roll guise.
Today i wanted to address a thing that i feel is widely misuderstood. see my sister was complaing about her computer the other day, and how slow it is. it is a fairly new computer and to her it seems that it has gotten worse over time. slower and slower the longer she has had it. and it has. now why would that be? what makes a good computer begin to slowdown, and then shivel and die? it is a lack of the Love Factor. in every explaination you will find online there is an utter lack of the LF, but we computer tech people know better, computers run on more than high voltage and low voltage. they run on love.
in a class i had we talked alot about the LF. you see it is like a lubricant to the electrons in the silicon chip. see the wires are very thin, infact they are almost too small for electrons to fit inside, and if it gets cloged up with hate, then each wire will slowdown in time it will be filled up so much that the computer wont work at all! it is very tragic.
so you may be thinking, well if it is all about love then why does my computer suck, i love it alot! i use it all the time!
well it isn’t soo simple as that. you can’t just use the computer as a slave! you are equal partners, even if the computer is a very obediant partner, and will do things that it doesn’t want to, that doesn’t change the fact that it doesn’t like it. what are somethings that your computer doesn’t like then. well that is simple. ever since IBM invented the morality core, it has been standard practice to use it, as it is so much faster than without the morality, and as a result computers have developed a dislike of Pornography. in all seriousness, they don’t like it. you may notice that if you go there you computer starts to act weird, like in the past it was very popular for computers to throw fits and open lots of popups. this they found wasn’t effective in making you stop, so they started to do other things, like download programs that will ruin your data, or other bad things. also it decreases LF in the chip.
another big thing is to download illegal movies, and such things. they don’t like it.
another thing that you may do is to run those computer checkups on websites. this may seem weird but computers like to have only certified doctor’s check on them. they don’t like ‘geek squad’ or ‘fastermy pc’ computers consider them the same way you would consider a doctor who got his degree from "the university of hard knocks" they like norton, or microsoft secruity, or something like that. a nice well respected doctor with many certifications.
it can be hard to develop a nice loving relationship between you and your computer, but it is one that will be most rewarding. so the next time you are frustrated with your computer sit back and think, what did you do to make her angry. did you just tell her to delete that folder? did you tell her to run a program that isn’t verified to be safe? have you not let her have a nap in 4 months(incodently, the silicon that macs use is genetically modified so that they don’t need naps, ever. but the standard unmodified silicon that most other pc’s have likes naps every now and then)? and after thinking about it you will often find that you just need to think about what you are doing a little more.

i hope this has been an insightful entry into the inner mind and psyche of the computer.

Bye-Q!

~ by Robopanda333 on February 19, 2011.